You call THAT art ?
4 March 2007
There was this picture I saw the other day, in a gallery, and I looked and I thought - well not much really - there just wasn't anything to think about. It was an A4 piece of ordinary printer paper with a crease and dirty smudges. That's it. That was all. It wasn't even framed.
The next minute there was a crowd gathering around me all making excited noises. "Oh my god!", "I can't believe it" - that sort of comment. So I'm thinking... I believe it - this is crap, what are they seeing that I'm not?
Then someone says, "There's nothing there!"
Yeah bro, you got it right there.
Just then a guard comes running up shouting, "nobody move". He's talking into his walkie-talkie, "all exit points we have a code 44". Can you guess? Someone stole this famous painting right off the wall!
Someone hands me a catalog. I compare the picture with the one on the wall. The smudges take on new meaning - a boot print. I take a closer look and notice a feint pencil scrawl...
foo woz 'ere
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willy 10 May 2007
I went to the art gallery recently with my mother. We saw many paintings and sculptures. Shortly after we saw a couple of guys they were up to no good. Started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
